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1. In blackjack, when the deck is rich in aces and face
cards, it favors whom?
a) the dealer.
b) nobody, because unless you have the ability to count cards
it won't make any difference.
c) the player.
2. Because nobody ever loses eight bets in a row,
one of the smartest money management decisions you can
make in a casino is to double your bet after each loss.
a) True.
b) False.
3. Which casino game is generally a loss leader
for the casino?
a) bingo
b) odds on a crap game
c) high limit baccarat
4. You hear a lot of excitement coming from the
crap game; that means:
a) the table is sizzling so you should rush over and
get a piece of the action.
b) you don't know how to play craps so don't get involved.
c) just because the game is hot, it does not mean the
dice rolls will be good for you.
5. When the dice fly off the table on a crap game
you should:
a) Make a bet on the number 7 because historically every
time the dice go off the game the ugly 7 appears.
b) Stay the course. The next toss is a random roll.
c) Ask for new dice to be put on the game.
6. Cheating in a casino is:
a) a transgression you can get away with because the
eye-in-the-sky (cameras) is probably not watching you.
b) a felony.
c) a $250 fine in Nevada, $375 in Atlantic City.
7. The reason the casino exchanges your money for
chips is that:
a) It is a Regulation 6A IRS rule.
b) It makes it easier for dealers to handle chips versus
loose coins and paper money.
c) You probably won't treat chips the same way you'll
treat real money.
8. Nickel machines return less than quarter machines,
which return less than dollar machines because:
a) The cost to maintain a nickel machine is the same
as other machines.
b) Casinos know that low rollers play nickel machines
so the sooner they get their money, the better.
c) Not true. It is all in the discretion of the slot
department manager on what each machine returns.
9. The house edge is:
a) a mathematical percentage that the casino takes on
each bet.
b) shown on the casino Profit & Loss statement as
a win.
c) because casinos are, by law, regarded as private
clubs, management can throw a player out at its discretion.
10. A common player mistake is to:
a) drink too much.
b) advise players on how to play their hand.
c) allow greed to set it.
11. The smartest bet you can make in a casino is:
a) following the lead of the player you see with the
most money.
b) taking the betting advice of a cagey dealer or pit
boss.
c) making bets that have less than a 2% house advantage.
12. High table minimums and low table maximums are:
a) an advantage to the player because you won't blow
all your money.
b) an advantage to the dealer because you will tip more.
c) an advantage to the casino because you'll lose your
money faster.
13. Why is it better to play on a single deck blackjack
game over a multiple deck game?
a) The dealer shuffles more giving you more time to
discuss blackjack strategy with friends.
b) Blackjacks occur more often on a single deck game.
c) The table minimums are generally lower.
14. The "special bonus" ticket offered
in keno is a great deal because:
a) You can bet just $1 and have a chance of winning
$250,000.
b) It's not. Avoid keno at all costs.
c) It is a losing proposition for the casino because
of its large payout.
15. The life or death of your casino visit would
be:
a) the ability to get comped for your play.
b) money management skills.
c) finding a bathroom.
16. A rogue blackjack dealer can affect your chances
of winning by:
a) They really can't because dealers are closely monitored
by casino management and camera observation.
b) constantly giving you bad advice so you will lose.
c) preferential shuffling.
17. Casinos don't mind an infrequent winner because:
a) casino operators realize they will suffer short term
losing streaks.
b) winners tell losers where they won their money.
c) the longer you gamble with the house's money, the
more exposure you have to the casino edge.
d) all of the above.
18. When you misplay a hand in blackjack, you:
a) affect the outcome of all hands dealt
b) have zero affect on the other players hands at the
table
c) only affect the eventual outcome of your hand
d) both B and C
19. Card counting in blackjack is:
a) not illegal, but expect harassment from casino management
and possible banishment from playing in certain casinos.
b) illegal in all gaming jurisdictions.
c) illegal in most gaming jurisdictions except Atlantic
City.
20. It is better to play on higher payback machines
because:
a) It really makes no difference because in the end
the casino is going to get all your money anyway.
b) Players of higher payback machines will take advantage
of more comps.
c) It keeps you in action longer, long enough possibly
to hit a decent jackpot.
21. In blackjack, you should:
a) Never split 8s.
b) Always split 8s.
c) Split 8s against every dealer up-card except the
10, face or ace.
22. Red has just come up five times in a row on
a roulette table; you should:
a) Switch to black because it is due to appear.
b) Stick with red and ride the streak.
c) It makes no difference because every spin is a random
event.
23. A pit boss approaches you and introduces himself,
then asks you if you need anything. The hidden message
here is:
a) He is only being friendly because he's wearing a
"certified friendly" button on his lapel.
b) Your betting patterns warrant further investigation
to see if you are card counting.
c) Your cash play may deserve some form of player perks.
24. All money won in the casino is:
a) your hard earned money.
b) the houses money so you might as well keep gambling
on their loot.
c) not subject to taxation.
25. The main objective of a casino is to:
a) Average a return of 18.5% for owners or stockholders.
b) Create an adult Disneyland for your pleasure.
c) Take all your money and put a smile on your face.
And the answers are...
1. C - The player and there are two reasons why.
First, blackjacks will appear more often when there
is a higher proportion of aces in the deck, and as you
know blackjacks pay the player 3 to 2. Second, the dealer
will bust more when he has a "stiff" (12 through
16). The player, given the same opportunity, would stand
on stiffs, whereas the dealer is forced by the rules
of the game to hit away and hopefully bust.
2. B - The Martingale System is a gambling system
based on progressively doubling up after every loss.
In essence, you the gambler double your previous bet
(after a loss) to recoup that loss plus win back your
initial wager. It is probably - no, IT IS - the worst
money management system you can use. You would think,
logically, this form of betting is foolproof because
you have to win sooner or later. The problem is, you
don't have an inexhaustible bankroll, and our friends
who own the casinos will limit the maximum size of your
wager. Also, ask any gambler you know if six or eight
losses in a row is not unusual. I'm experiencing it
now with a computer program that picks the pros in football.
I really want you to think this through. You bet $2
and lose, then $4 to recoup your losses. Then $8, $16,
$32, $64, $128, $256, $512. You just invested $1,020
to get your measly two bucks back. Oops, but you were
playing on a game that had a table limit of $200. A
string of six defeats and the casino automatically protects
itself plus sets your loss limit at $252. Wiped out
in less than three minutes. The Martingale system is
not logical, it's downright lethal.
3. A - Most players don't realize it, but bingo
is one game the casino offers that generally operates
as a loss-leader for the house. Casinos can actually
show a net loss by paying out more in guaranteed prizes
than they take in. Now for those who think $5 is a hefty
price for a buy-in, try a
special noncash game, yes, FREE, that casinos occasionally
advertise. Bingo does offer a great return and is a
nice, relaxing change of pace if you're on a losing
streak and need to slow down your losses.
4. C - The dice might have been sizzling before
you come aboard, but that doesn't mean they will stay
heated because you're now there. The reason is that
your dice timeline, the period you're on the game, is
different from the earlier players. Understand, when
you join a game in progress, you initiate your own personal
sequence of rolls, with the dice possibly going cold
from that moment on.
5. B - You would think that every time you hear
a dealer call "It's on the ground, look around,
it must be found" or "Too tall to call"
that the smart thing to do would be to place a wager
on the number seven because you believe it's going to
roll again. You'd be thinkin' wrong, pardner. By making
this wager part of your betting repertoire, you could
easily be joining the most pathetic bunch of losers
since my ninth grade remedial shop math class. Why?
Because the probability of a seven showing on any roll,
off the table or not, is only 16.67 percent. Forget
what you perceive. Each roll of the dice always remains
the same, an independent event. More bad news. The one-roll
wager on the seven is the worst bet on the crap table.
Casino advantage, 16.7 percent. What you perceive as
happening all the time is anecdotal evidence, not reality.
Stay away from this wager!
6. B - Be it $5 or $5,000, cheating in a casino
is a felony punishable by up to 10 years in a rudimentary
Nevada hotel - prison. Cheating is one mistake that
a misinformed player who romantically envisions himself
as a cagey cat should avoid. Most, if not all, casinos
will prosecute to the full extent of the law.
7. C - A casino goal is to create a fantasyland
experience for its patrons. One wily way is to devalue
your money by having you bet chips instead of legal
tender. Think of the deceptive nicknames chips have.
A $5 chip is a "nickel" and a $25 chip a "quarter."
Your best self-defense is to continue to bet with your
own greenback. This way you'll always realize its genuine
value.
If you do turn your bankroll into chips, take a moment
and carefully think about the exchange. You must always
treat chips as hard-earned cash - like the money you
save for your child's college tuition, mortgage payments
or your retirement.
8. A - The main reason nickel machines have
poorer payouts than quarters and quarters less than
dollars is because the cost to maintain any machine
- slot personnel, floor space, maintenance, etc., -
is exactly the same. Each slot has to yield a targeted
number of dollars for the casino, so a larger percentage
must be kept from the lower denomination machines to
meet those goals.
9. A - The house edge is a mathematical percentage
- always in the casino's favor - that the casino takes
on each bet. This edge is the casino's true income and
why they can build those high rises. For the house to
pay for those construction costs, winning bets are paid
off at less than true odds. Consider it a payment for
playing in their establishment, or, an entertainment
tax.
10. C - Yes, GREED is the correct answer. Too
many players, when greed sets in, keep upping the ante
on what they want to win. "Enough" is just
over the horizon, and like the horizon, it recedes when
they approach it.
I recommend having a predetermined win plan. All players
should set loss limits and win goals. Without this money
management strategy your typical player generally becomes
a casino statistic called the "hold," a percentage
of chips purchased by the customer and then won back
by the casino. All too often, when the rapacity of a
player goes unchecked, the player's entire bankroll
slowly but surely reverts to the casino.
11. C - Always make casino bets that have of
less than a 2% house advantage. Leave the other wagers
to players interested in paying casino salaries, light
bills and stockholder dividend checks.
12. C - It's a huge advantage for the casino,
and here's why. Casinos win for two reasons. First,
a statistical edge (percentage advantage) on each and
every game, and second, they have a whole lot more cash
and staying power than you do. For the latter, it's
a simple concept called "gambler's ruin."
In essence, it's how long will it take you - with your
limited bankroll - to lose everything to a casino, which
has a relatively infinite wad of cash. So even if you
do have a short-term winning streak, when the house
has this infinite stake, they can, and will, always
outlast you.
Now to playing the high minimums/low maximums limits.
When you have a casino with a competition-free monopoly,
you tend to find table limits that, in my humble opinion,
border on larceny. This scenario eliminates low-stakes
betting (high minimums); plus, the ability to parlay
your winnings by increasing your bets (low maximums)
is removed. Unfortunately, when you play under these
conditions, depletion of a low roller's bankroll in
a matter of minutes is not uncommon. The long and short
of it is this. Avoid playing high minimums/low maximums
table limits like the plague!
13. B - Blackjacks, which pay 3 for 2, occur
more frequently on a single deck versus multi-deck games.
Example: Let's say your first card is an Ace. On a single
deck game, 16 of the remaining 51 cards, or 31.37 percent,
are the face or 10-value cards that would complete your
blackjack. On an six-deck game, 96 of the remaining
311 cards, or 30.87 percent, would give you your blackjack.
14. B - The nerve of a casino calling it a "Special
Bonus" ticket. Let me illustrate how appalling
this ticket is. Let's say you were to play one keno
ticket per second, 24 a day, 365 days a year. According
to laws of probability you will catch 19 out of 20 once
every 93,420,116 years. What are the odds of hitting
it? Two quadrillion, 946 trillion, 096 billion, 780
million to one.
Unfortunately, this isn't the only ruthless ticket in
keno. The chances of hitting 10 of 10 - and mind you
they will only pay you $50,000 - is nine times harder
than hitting a state lottery. Then the casino has the
audacity to pay you what is called an "aggregate
payoff," meaning if both you and someone else are
playing the same numbers and it hits solid, you split
the money.
Or how about this popular keno ticket: the 15 spot.
Chances of your hitting it? 428 billion to one. Tall
odds, but consider that no person has ever hit a solid
15 spot, a solid 14 spot, a solid 13 and to the best
of my knowledge, a 12 out of 12. These long-shot tickets,
or keno in general for that matter - are a game designed
for the Tootsie-Pop crowd; known by the casinos as "a
sucker's born every minute" club.
15. B - Without hesitation, I would call money
management the life or death of your casino visit. What
good money management principles will do is minimize
your losses and in most cases protect your winnings.
Furthermore, by combining sound bets with practical
money management techniques you will always maximize
your chances of leaving the casino a winner.
16. C - Your chances of winning at blackjack
can be affected by an unscrupulous dealer who preferential
shuffles. Here a dealer is counting the deck down (card
counting) and is aware of all the cards that have been
dealt. If a lot of high cards have been previously pitched,
meaning the deck is now rich in small cards, creating
an apparent disadvantage for the player, the rogue dealer
keeps dealing. On the other hand, if many small cards
have surfaced, allowing a positive expectation for the
player, the dealer would shuffle. By card counting,
the unethical dealer now has total control over any
favorable situation the player might have had.
17. D - If the game is square, the casino shouldn't
give one iota when someone wins a huge sum of money,
even if he or she started with a meager bankroll. It
is not all that rare for a player to take a hundred
dollar bill and run it up to four digits.
Casino operators realize they will suffer short term
losing streaks, even when every bet is in their favor.
Besides, casinos are retail establishments. If none
of the customers had any chance of winning big, how
long do you think they could keep their doors open?
They actually prefer a few winners. Winners tell the
90 plus percent who lose where they won it.
The way casinos guard against financial ruin during
a player's winning streak is to set betting limits at
the table. It is the "house limit" that protects
the casino bankroll against a lucky assault by a hot
gambler. Additionally, the house knows the longer you
gamble, the more exposure you have to the casino's inescapable
casino edge. The gambler's biggest advantage against
the house is to quit on your own terms, not the casino's.
Unfortunately, few have the internal fortitude to take
the money and run.
18. D - One of the biggest fallacies in all
of gambling is that your play affects the overall outcome
of all hands dealt. Not true! Each card comes out of
the shoe randomly and since you, the dealer, fellow
players and yes, even the nitwit might insult you for
lousy play, have no idea what the next card is, poor
play will have no consequence on the game in general.
Unfortunately, it does influence the outcome of "your
hand," which leads me to third - playing perfect
basic strategy.
Blackjack is a unique casino game because it allows
players to make playing decisions that will affect the
outcome of their bet. Poor play will allow the casino
to have a 4-5% edge over the average player. If however
you learn perfect basic strategy, that edge can be reduced
to well under 1%, making it a terrific wager and one
of the best player bets in the casino. Now if the thought
of breaking even against the house does not offer you
ample monetary incentive to take the time to learn basic
strategy, maybe knowing that you will place yourself
in the 99th percentile among all players will, as less
than one in every 100 players uses perfect basic strategy.
19. A - Is using your brain illegal? No. Unfortunately,
when it comes to card counting, the casino would prefer
you check your brain at the front door. So though not
illegal, what the casino can and will do is bar the
counter from playing and back you off the game. If you're
going to play this cat and mouse game to gain a one-percent-plus
advantage, expect a pit bull (boss) to come and pleasantly
say, "Sir, we appreciate your patronage but we're
going to ask you to stop playing blackjack here. Feel
free to play any of the other table games we offer."
(Yeah, like games that have a house advantage higher
than the interest rate you pay on your Visa card.)
Fortunately not all casinos bar counters. Atlantic City,
by law, cannot run you off. Instead, they impose tougher
blackjack rules, multi-deck games and limit deck penetration
to keep the skilled counter at bay. Though many in the
industry believe the casino has every right to back
off proficient players, I personally feel the minuscule
amounts lost to card counters are trivial compared to
the money made from the uninformed masses of poor players
- not to mention bad counters.
20. C - The casino knows the average Joe/Josephine
doesn't play through their money just once but keeps
playing their tray (credit) return over and over again
during the course of their stay. That's why finding
higher payback machines is so important. Example: On
a 93% return machine if you were to play your entire
$100, you can expect back, "in theory," $93.
Of course, the casino anticipates your playing the $93,
so expect a return of $86. Put in the $86, and your
return will be $80. Play through the $80, get back,
$74. Can you now see how the casino is grinding away
at your crispy Ben Franklin?
Now, using the same example on a machine returning 98.5%,
put in $100 and get back $98.50. Play that, and you'll
get $97 back. Put in the $97, expect a return of $95.
Of course this is all based on a pre-programmed computer
chip in the slot, but see how much better it is to play
the higher payback machines? It keeps you in action
much longer, long enough possibly to hit a decent jackpot.
21. B - Splitting eights against a 10 is a phantasmal
hand that stalks most players like Marley's ghost. But
blackjack is a game where the proper hit, stand, splitting
and doubling decisions are necessary in order to cut
the house edge down to a minimum. These proper decisions
are called basic strategy and have been arrived at by
computer simulations of millions of hands.
But fallacious logic tells you that splitting this hand
creates two losers. Seems every time you split those
eights you get, at best, two 10s. Then the dealer always
has a nine or 10 in the hole, and bang, the jingling
you hear is not Marley's forged chains but all your
money falling into the dealer's tray.
So what happens to the average player? He starts deviating
from basic strategy because FEAR sets in. The FEAR is
actually False Evidence Appearing Real. FEAR camouflages
the logic of computer studies. But according to basic
strategy, the proper move is to split 8s if the game
you're playing doesn't allow surrender. Why? Because
you will lose more money in the long run if you hit
instead of splitting. Mathematically, when you just
hit the hand, you will lose $51 for every $100 wagered.
However, if you split, you will lose $44 for every $100
bet. A seven dollar difference for every hundred dollars
wagered. Granted, it's a character builder to come out
of pocket with additional money, but the key behind
basic strategy is: Win more money not necessarily more
hands.
22. C - One thing a player who has been around
gambling for any length of time knows is that the streaks
can and will happen. It is one of the many life lessons
you learn in the casino. Gambling, like life, is loaded
with streaks. Many gamblers bet streaks so they won't
get emotionally involved in bucking a trend. And when
you are on one, oh the joys of telling your friends
and family.
But along with the above advice comes this caveat. For
a gambling analogy, note the agate type at the bottom
of a mutual-fund advertisement. "Past performance
is no guarantee of future results." In other words,
just because red appeared five times in a row, that
does not mean it will happen again. Assuming you are
playing on an unbiased wheel, the ball has no memory,
and red can appear again or not for the next 20 spins.
23. C - Anytime pit bosses or casino hosts offer
you anything, they're not going out of their way to
be overly friendly, but your level of action probably
warrants some casino perks. Meaning, your cash play
deserves a comp, and since they're asking, you should
start taking.
Your reply, from this moment forward, should be immediate
and direct. "As a matter of fact, there is,"
you should reply. "What are the chances of you
comping me a dinner?" Why do you have to be forceful?
Because even though most floor personnel have some form
of comping authority, you generally have to initiate
the request. There are times that you'll find your frontline
pit boss can't board you for the night or allow you
to go on a champagne and escargot feeding frenzy in
their gourmet restaurant, but a buffet or a show room
pass is within their limits. If they balk, the standard
"Maybe I should take my patronage next door"
always seems to work. Strike when they ask, because
if your bankroll or bet size spirals downward, the casino's
gratuity will probably wane accordingly.
24. A - Nowhere is it written - in the U.S.
Constitution, the Talmud or the Nevada Revised Statutes
- that the money you win at any neon carpet joint is
still the property of the casino. Treat all winnings
as YOUR hard-earned money.
25. C - Do you think you have much of a chance
of winning in a casino when Bob Stupak, a major casino
operator in Las Vegas, was quoted in US News and World
Report saying; "We target everybody. That's the
business I'm in. Money's money. What's the difference
if it's a Social Security check, a welfare check or
a stock dividend check." Or saying; "When
we put 50 machines in, I always consider them 50 more
mousetraps. You have to have a mousetrap to catch a
mouse." He also said; "It's our duty to extract
as much money from the customer as we can, and send
them home with a smile on their face." In reality
my friends, that's the truth of it.
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